David Duchovny's resources

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You can find it everywhere…in the supermarket, in the postal office, in the bank…but I’m sure you don’t know the real origin of this object. You could tell me: “It doesn’t need a genius to understand that -a take a number system- is made to avoid queue!” you’re right man…but you don’t know for *what* kind of queue it was created at the beginning.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful actor,named David Duchovny, who has played a role so much intriguing and hot that he began to have serious problems to live a normal life: he didn’t have no more privacy and whenever he went out his house he was attacked by every kind of human being who lived near his home…and Malibu…and California…and West coast (except “males concerned”, but this is another story I’ll tell you another day…) who wanted dating him.




Mr. Duchovny was nearly gone crazy, so to safe his life and mental health too, he decided to contrive a plan with which solve this weird situation. He built a portable “take a number system” and began to distributed tickets to everyone asked him a date, saying to stay calm and peaceful as long as the queue would arrive to that number. Then he hung a display on his shoulders so everyone could check when it’ll arrive own turn. And happily ever after.
This is a story of a man who is above all a mastermind: he wakes up everyday thinking “What’s the date today?” but instead of despair he still goes on and accepts yet new admirers.
Then if you are really interested in this I advise you to go to Malibu in great haste and pull back your ticket before the roll ends.

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