Biiip. You have no messages.
-Damn it! No one calls you when you need a little bit of company…
-Damn it! No one calls you when you need a little bit of company…
20 minutes later…
-(Uh boy...who is that?)...Ehy man, it’s saturday night…what are you doing here all alone?
- No questions ma’am. Tonight I wanna get drunk and don’t think to anything or anyone…so be quiet and take here a bottle of tequila.
-Ok...you’re the boss…but you should know I’m better than a psychoanalyst… maybe if you say what’s your problem I could suggest you a solution…
-Ouh...You are so kind,but I don’t think it exists a solution to my trouble…I’m a protagonist in a sci-fi series which gave me fame and fortune. They used to call me spooky…spooky Mulder…but now…It seems everyone forget me and my birthday because of a new *macho man*…ouh crap!I hate Hank Moody.
-What????Are you talking about *that* Hank Moody? Hank Moody of Californication?
-Do you know him?
- You are not serious! He is beautiful and so hot! I’m his biggest fan! take a look at that wall: I attached a poster...
-Look…he so dirrrty!
- Okkay, stop!!! I got it…
- Anyway…you was right before…if your trouble is called “Hank Moody” no one can help you. Hank Moody rules! But don’t worry, I wanna be gentle with you… Take all the bottle as gift for your b-day, Mr. Mulder
-Oh,thank you.I go away now...(Life is an endless shit…)
-Mulder,it's me.Where are you?
-Hi Scully...where I am?Where are *you*?Do you remember what happens today?
- Dunno and I don't have time to waste now!I'm at the FBI...you have to come here;Skinner want us for a case...
-Skinman want us?Does he ever go home?Okkai,I'm coming...
11.21 pm
FBI headquarter
-SURPRISE!!!! Happy Birthday Mulder!
- Ouh!!! you didn’t forget my b-day…thank you all folks!
02.00 AM
Mulder apartment
- Tell me Mulder…did you like the party?
- I liked it very much! Did you organize it?
- Yessss…who else?
- Scully Scully…you are always the best…
-I thought no one loved me because seemed all of you had forgotten my b-day…so I was becoming more paranoid than usual…I thought my fame was obscured by Hank Moody and his new *show*…but I was wrong…
-Ouh Mulder…I’ll never forget you! But... Hank Moody is so hot…can I turn on the tv? There’s Californication repeat now!!!
- No way!(life is an endless shit....)Cheers Scully.
- Cheers Mulder!
- Cheers Mulder!
daily mood:melancholic
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